When Walls Have Ears

Throw Back
Girl A: Do you know who's a cool lady?
Girl B shakes head
Girl A: Pat Benetar. She's pretty awesome.
Overheard by POPPiNS in the Library

It Only it Were That Simple
Professor to Class: Now I'm afraid arms aren't arms. Are you scratching the wall?
Overheard by Anonymous in the Library

Expect the Unexpected
Girl to Friend: Are you getting sick? Your voice sounds sexy.
Overheard by Owl in DeWaters

Northworst Airlines
Flight Attendant: We ask you to be careful when retrieving your luggage from the overhead bins because...shift happens.
Overheard by Anonymous in the Airport

And Who Wouldn't Want One of Those?
Guy at Crafts Fair, pointing: That looks like a squirrel's gallbladder.
Overheard by ArtMonster in The Strutt

Shake Like a Sailor
Woman on cellphone: ...handshakes like death grips
Overheard by Anonymous in Hicks